These guides to newlyweds couple were emailed to me 4 years ago.   I thought I might put this online for newlyweds to read, learn and enjoy.    If your boyfriend or husband said the following phrase, now, you have the exact translation.   No need to guess anymore.      Contact ADA Video for anymore details explanation.      480-835-5785

1.  "I'M GOING FISHING": 
*Translation: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a
boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete
safety.

2.  "IT'S A GUY THING":
*Translation: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and
you have no chance at all of making it logical.

3.  "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?":
*Translation: Why isn't it already on the table?

4.  "UH HUH", "SURE", or, "YES, DEAR":
*Translation: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

5.  "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN": 
*Translation: I have No idea how it works.

6.  "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS ON MY
MIND": 
*Translation: I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra.

7.  "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD":
*Translation: I can't hear my football game over the vacuum cleaner.

8.  "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR":
*Translation: Are you still Talking?

9.  "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS": 
*Translation: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the
first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car
I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. Again.
 

10. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES":
*Translation: The girl selling them was a real babe.

11. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL":
*Translation: I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death
before I admit that I'm hurt.

12. "HEY. I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING":
*Translation: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

 

13. "I CAN'T FIND IT": 
*Translation: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless.

14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?":
*Translation: What did you catch me at?

15. "I HEARD YOU":
*Translation: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and I am
hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't have to
spend the next three days yelling at me.
 

16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE":
*Translation: I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be
much worse.